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Buffy
the Vampire Slayer: Season 2
(20th
Century Fox)
Given
the fact that I only received two out of this sets six discs to
review, I can objectively say that if discs two through five are even
a fraction as insightful and entertaining as the ones I saw, then 20th
Century Fox has a bona-fide bestseller on their hands.
Following
up the shows recently released season one on DVD, the set will not
only entertain Slayer fans with all 22 episodes of the shows
second season, but also a truckload of insightful commentary (most by
the shows creator, Joss Whedon) and behind-the-scenes featurettes
which dont skimp on the details. One of the featurettes, "A
Buffy Bestiary" (which can be found on disc six), showcases the entire
slate of villains from season two. Audiences are treated to the intimate
details of everyone from Amy the Witch to the Fish Creatures to the dynamic
vampire duo of Spike and Drusilla, all of which is highlighted by commentary
from Whedon, Marti Noxon (writer and current exec producer), makeup crew
members and even the actors themselves.
The
set also features art galleries (with pictures of the sets, sketches of
monsters and more), biographies, television spots and much, much more.
Heck, even the title menus (which lead the viewer through a seemingly
three-dimensional graveyard) are exciting.
Season
Two Grade: A
DVD
Grade: A
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Charlotte
Gray
(Warner Bros.)
Charlotte
Gray is a reversal on the typical spy thriller plot in which James
Bond or some other macho facsimile is trekking halfway across the globe
for the hot mama he loves. The film has the effervescent title character
(played by Cate Blanchett) falling in love with a RAF pilot who goes down
over France during the war. Gray does what any sane woman would do, and
becomes an undercover British courier so she can go find her fair-haired
beau. Of course, when she meets a member of the resistance in the guise
of Billy Crudup, Grays heart gets pulled in all the wrong directions.
Whats a spy gal to do?
No
stranger to this type of material is director Gillian Armstrong, who had
Diane Keaton doing back flips for Mel Gibson in dire straits in Mrs.
Soffel. The extras on this disc include two documentaries that will
get you up to speed if you failed those European history exams, so when
you watch this film youll be able to keep up with Grays adventures.
But all the brisk cinematography and well-dressed war-torn locations in
the world cannot mask the fact that this tale is more of the same weve
seen before, just flip-flopped to a womans perspective.
If
you are looking for a romance, this film will keep you gripped. But as
far as intrigue goes, Armstrong does very little to make all the red herrings
not reek of pointless subplot stench. After you have all of the players
in the spy game figured out, all youll have is Crudup and Cate looking
gooey-eyed at each other as bombs burst in air.
Film
Grade: B-
DVD
Grade: B
Greg
Reifsteck
Dark
Blue World
(Sony Pictures Classics)
Directed
by Academy Award winner Jan Sverák (Kolya), Dark Blue World
is a moving WWII epic with just the right mix of action and emotion.
The year is 1939, and the Nazis have just invaded Czechoslovakia. Two
Czech pilots, Franta (Ondrej Vetch) and Karel (Krystof Hádek) flee
to England to fight against Germany for the RAF. The young rookie Karel
and his mentor Franta become the closest of friends, but that friendship
is tested when they both fall in love with the same woman. These men must
trust each other with their lives, but will jealousy overwhelm that trust?
Dark Blue World is intelligently written, extremely entertaining
and often very funny. The film is shot with beautiful visual artistry
and a keen sense for detail. Its an impressive accomplishment, especially
considering that this is a period piece shot on a relatively modest budget
(modest by Hollywood standards; its still the most expensive Czech
film ever made.) According to the commentary track, they saved money by
inserting outtakes from the classic Battle of Britain for some of the
aerial shots!
Aside from the commentary track (which features Sverák and producer
Eric Abraham), the DVD also features two making-of documentaries, a photo
montage, and several trailers. Theres nothing especially unique
about these supplementstheyre pretty much the standard assortment
weve come to expectbut they are interesting nonetheless. And
the film itself is good enough to make this a disc worth looking for even
without any extra material. This movie has something for everyonelove,
brotherhood, war, betrayal, beautyand it all works. Even if youre
the type who cringes at the thought of having to read subtitles, Dark
Blue World is one that deserves a chance.
Film
Grade: A
DVD
Grade: B
Brandon
Makaryk
The
Deep End
(Fox
Searchlight)
An
underestimated suspense thriller that dives deep into the core of human
emotion and motherly love, The Deep End is frightening and serene at the
same time. A smartly understated script, fantastic performances and breathtaking
cinematography aid writer/directors Scott McGehee and David Siegels
sophomore film, which is a modern-day retelling of The Reckless Moment,
a 1949 film noir from director Max Ophüls.
At
the center of The Deep End is a family melodrama that focuses on
Margarets (Tilda Swinton) motivation and determination to clean
up the mess surrounding her teenage son, Beau (Jonathan Tucker). When
Margaret discovers the body of Beaus gay lover Darby (Josh Lucas)
floating in the water near her picturesque Lake Tahoe home, her emotions
go into overdrive. Assuming Beau is responsible, Margaret quickly hides
the body. However, when two con men(one of which is ERs Goran
Visnjic) come looking for Darby, they blackmail Margaret with an extremely
intimate videotape of Beau and his lover. Margaret is now at their mercy,
and must do whatever she can to ensure her sons name is kept in
good faith.
Aside
from Swintons electrifying performance and excellent direction by
McGehee and Siegel, one of the most interesting elements in The Deep
End is cinematographer Giles Nuttgens soothing photography.
Shots of rippling water are combined with the color blue (everything from
the Lake Tahoe sky to the color of Darbys sports car and the hue
of a matchbook) to creative an effective theme that is used throughout
the film.
The
DVD itself is slim but satisfying, containing a full-length audio commentary
by the writer/directors, the Sundance Channels "Anatomy of
a Scene" featurette, a selection of still photographs and the films
theatrical trailer. Perhaps some commentary from Nuttgens on the films
visual scheme would have been appropriate.
Film
Grade: A
DVD
Grade: B
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Eight
Legged Freaks (Warner Bros.)
With
Eight Legged Freaks, the producing team of Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin
(Independence Day, Godzilla) serve up a monster film with less box-office
brawn and giddy absence of plot logic than the 50s predecessors
to which it attempts to pay homage.
Sending
up those old "big bug" howleers like Them! and Empire
of the Ants, director Ellory Elkayem brings on his own army
of radioactively altered arachnids. You pretty much know the film is going
to be a write-off when David Arquette signs on as the lead. And, in case
you didnt know, the actor even came up with the films title
while adlibbing a scene. Way to go, Ellory! And former MTV VJ Kari Wuhrerwho,
sadly, plays the sheriff of this pathetic desert townlets her jugs
do the jigglin as she runs away from, and overacts towards, some
fine CGI spectacles and tentacles.
Elkayem
could have helmed a film worthy of Ron Underwoods underrated giant-worm
wiggler Tremors (1990), but Freaks doesnt have the
same bite. All the cool web-spitting and spider-leaping gets pretty tiresome
after awhile, falling more into suit with other special effects-driven
creakers like the woeful remake of The Blob.
The
only way to save this dud would have been to tone down the scripts
spoofing tendencies, but no such luck. The DVD itself is also mediocre;
extras include anuneventful commentary by Arquette, the producers and
the director, and eight additional scenes that should have stayed out
just to keep it shorter.
Film
Grade: C
DVD
Grade: B
Greg
Reifsteck
Happy
Campers
(New
Line)
Seven
camp counselors spend the summer trying to have sex with each other, and
they all learn a valuable lesson about life. Yawn. Not to get all "been
there, done that," but I think this movie was already made about
twelve times before, and all of them better than this film. The script
for Happy Campers wants to be a wacky, raunchy teen sex comedy
that also has its characters going off on sappy, pseudo-philosophical
rants about love and destiny. Hey, choose which kind of movie you want
to make and stick with it, all right? Its OK to be cynical, or irreverent,
or tearfully sentimental, but you cant do all three at once!
Whats
really disappointing is that this fluff was actually written by Daniel
Waters, who gave us the classic Heathers. Come on, Daniel, we know
you can do better than this! (Then again, he also wrote Demolition
Man and The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Hmmm
methinks
perhaps Heathers was a fluke). You cant really blame the actors
for this train wreck. They do the best they can with what theyre
given, stuck in cardboard caricatures of the teenager caste system: jock,
brooding loner, geek, cheerleader, hippy chick, etc
.But the story
is boring and predictable, the characters lack depth or sympathy, the
dialogue is nauseating, and the jokes just arent funny.
The DVD features absolutely no extras of any sort, but thats okay
because you wont want to spend any more time with this disc than
you absolutely have to. If youre
like me, about halfway in youll start praying for Jason Voorhees
to show up at the camp and introduce some excitement of the machete-swinging
variety.
Film Grade: D
DVD
Grade: D-
Brandon
Makaryk
Heartbreakers
(MGM Home Entertainment)
What
seems like a good idea at first ends up faltering just a bit with Heartbreakers,
a film that sets up jokes and gags so cleverly its a wonder that
it doesnt always succeed in pulling them off.
The
film stars Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hewitt as a mother/daughter
con team who successfully pull off scam after scam after scam. Weaver
works up front while Hewitt comes in for the final punch in other
words, mom dates the rich guy and lures him into marriage, while daughter
is the "last chance," boob-laden fling that said guy ends up
falling for. When all is said and done, sadnew bride sues clueless groom
(the movie opens up with Ray Liotta in this tight spot) for mounds of
money, and mom and daughter relocate to pull off their next con.
The
performances here are decent, but dont hold up too well when parts
of the film fall flat. Weaver seems to take the comedic aspects of her
Galaxy Quest character to pleasant new heights, proving once again
that shes good with the funny stuff. Hewitt, who has grown up quite
a bit since her teen-based film days (The I Know What You Did Last
Summer movies), is much less annoying and much more toned down than
viewers are used to seeing her. Although her character can be rude and
crude when the script calls for it, the actress who wanders all
over the film in mini dresses with low cut tops and ultra high heels
has grown into an adult role, and therefore these traits arent nearly
as annoying as they would be when running from a raincoat-clad man with
a fish hook, or something similar.
Liotta
is funny, as is Gene Hackman, who plays the second subject of a mother/daughter
con. Hes made up to look older, and smokes so much its a wonder
he doesnt spontaneously combust. But its easy to identify
the fact that hes putting his all into the part. Jason Lee, as Hewitts
could-be beau, is decent, although his character doesnt have much
of a carved-out place in the scheme of the film.
The
DVD, while colorful and enticing both in teasers and titles, is just like
the movie its setup is good, but the overall product doesnt
measure up. The only special features available are two short documentaries
on making of the film, a couple commentary tracks and a trailer. Deleted
scenes all 22 of them are somewhat entertaining but, since
the film wasnt that funny, you begin to wonder how many scenes director
David Mirkin actually had to choose from.
Film
Grade: B- DVD Grade: C
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I
Am Sam
(New Line)
Sean
Penns Oscar-nominated performance as a mentally retarded man struggling
to keep custody of his daughter is a good enough reason to see I Am
Sam, but it is by no means the only one. Theres also the script
by Kristine Johnson and director Jessie Nelson, which is both funny and
heartbreaking without ever seeming manipulative or sappy. And theres
Elliot Davis breathtaking cinematography, as well as the phenomenal
soundtrack of Beatles covers. And though Penn is undeniably the star of
this movie, he is supported by a stellar group of actors, including Michelle
Pfeiffer as Sams workaholic lawyer, and the surprisingly talented
newcomer Dakota Fanning as Sams daughter Lucy (as in "
in
the Sky with Diamonds"). This is a truly beautiful film, visually,
artistically and emotionally. If you can watch I Am Sam without
getting at least a little choked up, then you, my friend, are not a human
being.
New
Line did their usual bang-up job on the picture and sound transfer for
the DVD release, and gave fans some pretty decent special features. Theres
a commentary track with Nelson, an excellent "making of" documentary,
a collection of deleted scenes, and the theatrical trailer. All pretty
standard for major titles these days, but interesting nonetheless.
Overall,
a great film and a great DVD. Its hard to find anything to criticize.
Oh yeah, AOL Time Warner is still selling their discs in those stupid
flimsy cardboard snap cases instead of the plastic clamshells everyone
else uses! There, I knew I could find something. But when packaging is
the weakest link, thats really a compliment, not a criticism. If
you missed this one at the theatres, rent the DVD. It will make you believe,
as those lads from Liverpool put it, that "love is all you need."
Film
Grade: A
DVD
Grade: A
Brandon
Makaryk
Ice
Age
(Fox)
The
future of computer animation stands solidly on four feetand
fuzzy ones at that. Fox and Blue Sky's s new CGI extravaganza Ice Age
only furthers the notion that this new medium works best in the animal
kingdom. This is an extremely engaging tale about three prehistoric misfitsa
wooly mammoth, a sabre-toothed tiger and a sloththat band
together to help reunite a human baby with its tribe. The voice characterizations
by Ray Romano, Denis Leary and especially John Leguizamo are terrific
and the animation is top notch tooexcept when the subjects
walk erect. There is something about the coldness of CGI and its almost
too minute attention to detail that renders people as stark and angular
creatures. The Disney Princesses would not be such preschool juggernaut
had they been computer-generated. It just isnt the same. That said,
the humans make up a small part of Ice Age and dont detract
much from the overall experience. The DVD is chock full of delightful
extras, including commentary from the directors, a wealth of making-of
documentaries and featurettes, as well as Blue Sky's Oscar-winning film
Bunny. However, dont miss the hysterical commentary by Leguizamo
in character as Sid the sloth, and a new short featuring Scrat, a neurotic,
nut-hoarding squirrel.
Film
Grade: A-
DVD:
Grade: A
Elena
Tropp
Kate
& Leopold
(Miramax)
Kate
& Leopold, from director James Mangold (Girl, Interrupted),
is a sweet treat for hopeless romantics and Prince Charming wannabes.
A smart and sexy romp which successfully combines a time travel adventure
with a quirky comedy and die-hard love story, the film smartly utilizes
the talents of both Meg Ryan (Hollywoods queen of romantic comedy)
and Hugh Jackman (the tough-as-nails Wolverine in last years X-Men)
and is both amusing and entertaining.
The
films DVD is equally as satisfying, mostly because it features the
original theatrical version as well as a directors cut. The other
frills include a commentary by Mangold, a handful of deleted scenes (some
which suggest that the films subject matter is a bit incestuous),
a costume featurette and the music video for Stings "Until."
Film
Grade: A-
DVD
Grade: B
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Kissing
Jessica Stein
(Fox Searchlight)
The
charming cover tag of this heartwarming disc reads: "A funny, smart,
fresh look at sex and the single girl." After seeing the filmin
which co-writers and co-producers Jennifer Westfeldt and Heather Juergensen
also co-starit is clear that there is no better way to sum up this
somewhat offbeat, kinda-quirky romantic comedy.
In
the film, ultra-picky copyeditor Jessica Stein (Westfeldt) is fed up with
the NYC dating scene. A 28-year-old single with a mother breathing down
her back about not being married, Jessica decides to scope out the personals.
She stumbles across an ad written with wit and grace. Only problem is,
it was submitted by another woman.
This
woman is Helen (Juergensen), a fellow single whose comfortable in her
sexual skin and not afraid of exploring a bisexual relationship. She and
Jessica meet and, after a lot of hemming and hawing, embark on a journey
of exploration and intimacy.
The
film is heartwarmingly sweet and funny, DVD frills included. The most
enticing is one of the two audio commentaries, featuring the two actresses,
who are extremely proud of their little independent venture. These emotions
come out on the welcoming commentary, which is mixed with a lot of laughter
and chattiness. The other audio track, by director Charles Herman-Wurmfeld
and lenser Lawrence Sher, is just too technical. Other specials include
deleted scenes, a handful of hilarious outtakes and a featurette entitled
The Making of Kissing Jessica Stein.
Film
Grade: A-
DVD
Grade: B
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The
Last House on theLeft
(MGM)
Viewers
familiar with Wes Craven from his Scream and Nightmare on Elm Street
series will receive less of a shock and something more like severe head
trauma from his feature debut, 1971s The Last House on the Left.
Based loosely on Ingmar Bergmans The Virgin Spring, Last House
begins with a pair of teenage girls, who are brutally murdered by a quartet
of depraved criminals. The killers are forced to seek help after their
car breaks down. Their hosts, however, are the parents of one of the murdered
girls, and after discovering the truth about their guests, plan a terrible
revenge.
Last
Houses reputation as one of the most brutal examples of Seventies-era
horror is well-deserved. Craven and producer Sean Cunningham (the Friday
the 13th franchise) intended to make a visceral comment
on violence in society, and achieved it with a documentary style that
made the suffering of the victims seem all too real. Its explosive finale
can be read with socio-political interpretations, but even without the
semiotics, is one of the most powerful in horror film history. MGMs
DVD offers commentary by Craven and Cunningham as well as ten minutes
of gory outtakes, long the subject of controversy, are also included.
Movie
Rating: A
DVD
Rating: A
Paul
Gaita
The
Majestic
(Warner
Bros.)
Aside
from the fact that its skillfully shot and features a likeable actor
(Jim Carrey) in the leading role, The Majesticdirector Frank
Darabonts follow-up to 1999s The Green Milehas
nothing remotely interesting to offer audiences. If anything, it is merely
evidence that Darabont has tried too hard to rival the Frank Capra classics
of the 1930s and 40s, like Meet John Doe and Mr. Smith Goes to
Washington. Unlike Capras films, which thrived on evoking emotion
in the hearts of everyday audiences, The Majestic is little more
than an extremely cheap, emotionless carbon copy that looks nice and glossy
on the outside but is, unfortunately, hollow on the inside.
In
the filmset in the 30sCarrey plays Peter Appleton, a
struggling Hollywood screenwriter who is finally cracking into the semi-big
time after Sand Pirates of the Sahara, a cheesy B adventure film
for which he penned the script, is theatrically released. However, a looming
blacklist halts Peters budding career when the studio chiefs find
out that Peter attended a Communist rally while in college. Told to take
a leave from the studio, Peter sets out for a drive, which ends in a car
accident and lands an amnesia-stricken Peter in a tiny California town
where the townspeople believe he is one of their long-lost sons sent off
to war. Believing that his son has returned, Peters father (Martin
Landau) decides to reopen the towns theater, aptly called "The
Majestic."
Just
like the empty film, which strives to be heartfelt but instead comes off
as being ultra-pretentious, the DVD, while nicely packaged, has pretty
slim pickings. Aside from a few additional scenes (why would we want to
watch these?) and a complete Sand Pirates sequence, this disc is
a theatrical trailer, cast and director film highlights and select scene
access. Definitely a should-miss.
Film
Grade: D
DVD
Grade: D+
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Memento
The Limited Edition (Columbia/TriStar)
A
man stands in a dark and dingy room, looking at a Polaroid he has just
taken. It is a picture of a dead body surrounded by a pool of blood. Slowly
but surely, the picture undevelops, leaving a clean, white slate where
the photo used to be. The Polaroid goes back into the mans camera,
the bullet back into his gun and the body is now happy, alive and talking
to the man who was, just moments before, looking at the Polaroid of the
cold and bloody corpse on the floor.
Thats
the opening few frames of Memento, a haunting film noir
that starts at the end and works its way back to the beginning. Guy Pearce
stars as Leonard Shelby, a man who cannot form new memories and therefore
tattoos clues on his body tohelp him track down his wifes murderer.
The film was written and directed by Christopher Nolan, who, in an effort
to further indulge fans of the film, has personally developed the films
limited edition two-disc DVD set.
The
DVD set is, in simple terms, as surprising, confusing and mesmerizing
as the film itself. Nolan designed the DVD himself, and the result is
genuinely unique. When you pop in one of the discs, you are guided through
a series of psychiatric tests which, depending on your answers, will land
you on a certain special feature. If you answer the questions one way
on disc two, you will hit the Sundance Channels "Anatomy of
a Scene" featurette. If you answer differently, however, you may
end up viewing the films poster art or watching either the films
international or domestic theatrical trailers.
Also
contained on the discs are the Jonathan Nolan short story on which the
film is based, production stills and sketches and, most notably, an extensive,
surprise-filled commentary by Nolan himself which can be accessed while
watching the film.
From
its creative packaging (which looks like Shelbys case file from
the psychiatric ward and contains clues to solving the brain teasers Nolan
included within the DVD) to a beautifully re-mastered edition of the film
itself, Memento: The Limited Edition is definitely a must-own.
Film
Grade: A
DVD
Grade: A
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Men
in Black II
(Sony)
After
five years in the dark, MIB agents Jay and Kay have finally returnedtoo
bad, however, that their adventures in Barry Sonnenfelds follow-up
to his creative 1997 original are more bust than must.
When
we left the simple suit-clad pair at the end of Men in Black, new
recruit Jay (Will Smith) was flashing away the memory of MIB vet Kay (Tommy
Lee Jones), who wanted to return to his normal life after years of keeping
tabs on the nations alien population.
As
we return to the life of the MIB in 2002, Jay, the agencys new super
agent is frustrated with his string of current partners. When he stumbles
onto a case involving the arrival of Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle) to planet
Earth, Jay and MIB head Zed (Rip Torn) realize that the only person who
holds the key to helping them stop her is Kay, who now works as a small-town
postman.
With
the help of talking dog Frank, who becomes annoying after too many cutesy
jokes, Jay wrangles Kay into returning to the MIB. The rest of the film
balances the plan to stop Serleena with Jay convincing Kay that he was
an MIB agent.
The
film suffers because it lacks the original's wonderful dynamics, most
notably in the sarcastically comic relationship between Smith and Jones.
A flat script also hurts the project, as do seemingly dispensable characters
as Laura (Rosario Dawson), Jays kinda-sorta love interest and (possibly)
Kays daughter, and Scrad (Johnny Knoxville), Serleenas two-headed
assistant who disappears in the third act and never returns.
The
two-disc DVD set of MIB II is less disappointing than the film,
and features a plethora of extra features. Most notable are a specially
animated short film, the alternate ending, a blooper reel and a DVD-ROM
featuring a cool MIB game and downloadable screensaver. There is
also a bunch of featurettes covering everything from "Alien Esoterica"
to "Barry Sonnenfelds Intergalactic Guide to Comedy."
Film
Grade: C
DVD
Grade: A-
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Monsters
Ball
(Lions Gate)
An
undeniably gritty and overwhelmingly honest portrayal of life and issues
in the South, Marc Forsters Monsters Ball delves deep
into the heart and soul of human emotion and hardship. A compelling, heart-tugging
script and stellar performances by Billy Bob Thornton and Oscar winner
Halle Berry aid in the films remarkable ability to explore tough
issues like interracial relationships and the death penalty.
Thornton
plays the head of a small towns department of corrections who is
put in charge of a convicts (rapper Sean "P. Diddy" Combs)
trip to the gas chamber. Little does Thornton know that his life will
eventually intertwine with the convicts wife (Berry), who comes
into contact with Thornton after her son is hit by a car.
The
DVD lightens the films emotional load with a commentary track with
Forster Thornton and Berry. There is also a brief featurette which highlights
Thorntons knack for keeping things light on the set, and cracking
up his co-stars in the process.
Film
Grade: A
DVD
Grade: B+
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Monty
Python
and the Holy Grail
(Columbia/ TriStar)
From
Monty Python, the boys who made Spam a house hold name long before it
meant getting deluged with e-mail, comes a digital update of their first,
and most quotable, feature film. Thanks to the leaps and bounds of
DVD technology, one can now dive right into scenes like the bridge crossing
and the bunny massacre with nary a tap of the fast forward on that haggard
VHS copy you've been toting about. The
extras on this disc make it a must for any collector, but it's the film
itself that will make fans out of kids brought up on the likes of Tom
Green and Adam Sandler. These Brits (and one Minnesota-born Yankee)
sought outto
poke fun at religion and the Round Table, and succeed in tickling its
funny bone harder than a 50-ton weight dropped on your head.
A
fan knows this disc is going to be the hoot from not only the clever menu
screens featuring Terry Gilliam-fashioned animations depicting highlights
from the film in all their wacky splendor. One could almost keep
this on as a screen saver for the television, helping one escape the round-the-clock
hypnotic CNN news updates.
Bonus
goodies include a sing-along feature for three parts of the film: Sir
Robin, The Monks, and the Knights of the Round Table tunes; a locations
documentary, Japanese versions of select scenes, a word on
coconuts, the legendary trailers, and tons of other insane artifacts.
To
even get to the extras, one is told to place disc two in the player, hears
a zipper open, and is told "no put it in THE PLAYER."
The
bold, colorful, remastered transfer is crystal clear, and includes 20
seconds of new footage many have already seen on the films revival
art house run. Every new menu is a hoot, since when you reach the
monks sing along, Terry Jones gives instructions on how to bring harm
to yourself with the DVD box.
Film
Grade: A DVD
Grade: A
Greg
Reifsteck
Panic
Room
(Sony)
While
not as explosive or exciting as David Finchers Fight Club,
the directors latest endeavor, Panic Room, is for the most
part a satisfying thriller.
In
the film, Jodie Foster is Meg Altman, an intelligent woman whos
recently split from her husband and is now house hunting with her rebelling
daughter, Sarah (Kristen Stewart). Because her ex is wealthy, the newly
single Meg can afford a house of any caliber, and she finds herself checking
out a three-story, multi-bedroom brownstone in a ritzy NYC neighborhood.
What ultimately sells Meg on the monstrous property is a state-of-the-art
panic room (hence the films title), which is laden with cameras
and designed to protect the houses occupants from intruders.
Sooner
than one can say Anna and the King, a handful of burglars (Forest
Whitaker, Jared Leto and Dwight Yoakam) break into the house, looking
to recover some precious goods that are hiding beneath the floor in the
panic room. What ensues from the break-in is a decently intelligent game
of cat-and-mouse played between the Altman gals and the three intruders.
One
of the films main strengths is Finchers ability to transform
this massive house into a truly frightening character. This aspect is
aided by Conrad W. Halls chilling cinematography. The only false
note in the film is Letos Junior, who looks and sounds like a bumbling
clown out of his environment.
The
DVD isnt nearly as satisfying as the film. Released on Superbit,
which does aid in improving the quality of picture and sound, the Panic
Room DVD is virtually empty. Apparently a deluxe edition is being
readied for release.
Film
Grade: B+
DVD
Grade: D
Abbi
Toushin
Queen
of the Damned
(Warner Bros.)
Who
needs the meandering mumbo jumbo of Tom Cruise in Interview With the
Vampire? Lestat (Stuart Townsend) was meant to rock, and he gets to
even more in the deleted scenes and music videos on the Queen of the
Damned disc. If you enjoyed the Gothic visuals and Kornified Jonathan
Davis grunges that flickered on television screens in the theatrical feature,
youll bang thy head in joy as all three Lestat music videos are
included in their entirety.
Queen
of the Damned lent the question: What if Lestat awoke in modern time
and became a TRL sensation, haunted the dreams of Jessie (Marguerite Moreau)
and even awakened an ancient mother of all vampires (the late Aaliyah)
along the way?
Director
Michael Rymer pours on the humor and camp absent from Interview,
making the vampire legend more accessible to the System of a Down crowd.
My only gripe is that I know they had to enhance the late R&B icons
voice, but did they have to make her role laughable? Rymer needed to tone
down the fire and brimstone to make her a little more Vampirella and a
little less Jackie Brown.
The
films over-the-top approach helps it succeed as a guilty pleasure.
Townsends Lestat could kick the crap out of Cruise on looks and
leers alone. One line that makes this film work (at least for locals)
on a comedic level is a hilarious scene in which Lestat is seducing his
backstage prey of Goth gals gone wild. "You know where Im from,"
intones Jessie. "Im from Tarzana," she declares proudly,
valley accent and all.
Definitely
something for SoCal audiences to sink their teeth into, along with tons
of deleted scenes, a hilarious gag reel of wire work gone wrong, a directors
commentary and three behind-the-scenes featurettes.
Film
Grade: B+
DVD
Grade: A+
Greg
Reifsteck
Shrek
(DreamWorks) The studios multi million-grossing green Ogre comes
home at last, bringing with him 11 hours of special features including
film info, games, tech stuff and more. The most entertaining part of this
2-disc set is Shreks Revoice Studio, which allows the DVD user to
directly interact with the film by plugging a microphone into his computer
and recording his voice over certain characters lines in a handful
of selected scenes. As hilarious as it is to watch Lord Farquaad torture
the unassuming Gingerbread Man in the film, its even more entertaining
when you hear your own voice piping in with "No, not the buttons!
Not my gumdrop buttons!" The film, an animated fairy tale twist featuring
the voice talents of Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy, is excellent
on its own the DVD features are only extra icing on an already
yummy cake.
Husbands
and Wives
(Columbia)
One
of Woody Allens last truly great films, 1992s Husbands
and Wives, has finally arrived on DVD. A compelling documentary-style
dissection of the ups and downs of middle age marriages, this film attracted
a lot of attention upon its initial release because it followed the scandalous
break-up of Allen and Mia Farrow. It was their last film together and
beyond the fascination of watching their on-screen marriage fall apart,
this was a fitting send off, as theyve rarely been better on screen.
There
are also top-notch supporting performances from Sydney Pollack, Juliette
Lewis, Liam Neeson and Judy Davis (who was Oscar-nominated, as was the
screenplay). The film walks the line between comedy and drama and is one
of Allens most sophisticated pieces of work.
As
with the other DVD releases of Allens films, this disc does not
feature any significant bonus materials. The viewer does have the option
of watching the film in full frame or widescreen, and the trailer is included,
as well as a trailer for Allens follow-up film, Manhattan Murder
Mystery. Recommended as a rental for anyone , but as a purchase, for
serious fans of the film and/or Allen only.
Film
Grade: A DVD
Grade: C+
The
Replacement Killers
(Columbia)
Want
to listen to Anton Fuqua, the director of Training Day, talk about
how he made his directorial debut with Chow Yun-Fat? Well, you'll find
out on the commentary of The Replacement Killers that Fuqua got
the gig after the video for "Gangster's Paradise" from Dangerous
Minds sold the film so well, the Killers producers thought he could
sell Yun-Fat's brand of Hong Kong action to the states.
The
success factor on that is debatable. Even though a good foil was
found for him in Mira Sorvino, Yun-Fat's only truly great role this side
of the pond in a full-fledged American production was as his majesty in
Anna and the King. Yun-Fat plays John Lee, who goes on the run after he
betrays crime boss Mr. Wei, who hired him to avenge his son's death. Sorvino
plays a sexy forger who ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time,
giving him a fake passport to get himself and his family out of the country
and away from Wei's harm. Sorvino puts in her edgiest part to date, kicking
some nice ass in a short skirt as a gal who can hold her own. But
after this film she fell off the planet, a victim of Louis Gossett Jr.
Oscar winner's disease.
Fans
of Fuqua's bled-out photography will love this film on DVD, because the
fading light adds to the texture of this serviceable action flick. But
we also find out from the deadpan commentary, as well as the deleted scenes,
that Fuqua was forced to shorten the script not only because of
Yun-Fat's lack of handling the English language at the time, but key plot
points were dropped seemingly at the producer's advisement for more action.
Thank
goodness Fuqua can buy more substance to his films after his clout from
the box office hit Training Day, because Killers never quite
had enough thickness to its tale of dueling crime families. And proven
by Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Yun-Fat can do more than
just tout a gun to chew up scenery. Hopefully American producers will
treat him with more respect than the ones of Killers did.
The
DVD also includes a making-of documentary, an alternate ending and Chow
Yun-Fat featurette.
Film
Grade: C+ DVD Grade: B
Greg Reifsteck
The
One
(Revolution/Columbia)
Yu
Law (Jet Li) has quantum jumped to 123 universes and committed first-degree
murder in each of them. But according to Law, he was just trying
to contain all of his selves that exist in all of the different universes
into one body of indisputable power and knowledge.Delroy
Lindo and Jason Statham have chased him for two years and finally have
him sentenced to extinction. But he breaks free, setting the table
for an 83-minute extended chase scene full of martial arts hyper-fights,
minimal dialogue mumbo jumbo about the multiverse and bullets lots
and lots of bullets.
The
directing and writing team of James Wong and Glen Morgan envisioned this
for The Rock, who I'm sure bailed because he saw this as just another
substanceless stab at the sci-fi genre. But, what the filmmakers can't
get beyond is the same problem they had with their previous air-scare
flick Final Destination. Li seems to have tried to lend his philosophical
influences to the plot, but they are not dealt with in any depth. However,
special effects junkies will love the rapid-paced fighting and well-done
stunts. Li's multi-personas kick around humans like they were silly putty,
or stops motorcycles with his bare hands and tosses them around like a
5-year-old heaving Hot Wheels. But those of us who know Li showed far
more potential in Romeo Must Die and Lethal Weapon 4 will
surely diss the lack of maturity in this film. As he fitfully says
in the final scene in an intergalactic penal colony, he's "nobody's
bitch!"
Slick
transfer on the DVD enhances the dynamic and flawless digital effects
sequences, but not the lack of use of the whole multiverse concept, that
in more capable hands could have yielded a fun genre film.
Included
on the disc are making-of featurettes, director and crew commentary track
and trailers that don't really explain what went wrong.
Film
Grade: C DVD
Grade: B
Greg Reifsteck
Life
As A House
(New Line)
When
George (Kevin Kline) learns he is dying, he decides to spend what time
he has left tearing down the shack he lives in and building his dream
house. In the process, he befriends his troubled son (Hayden Christensen)
and rekindles his relationship with his estranged ex-wife (Kristin Scott
Thomas). In short, its one big metaphor about a man demolishing
the crummy life he had so he can build a new and better one. Its
a bit maudlin at times, but full of humor, superbly acted and quite entertaining
nonetheless. Young Hayden Christensen gives a powerful performance, demonstrating
a real talent for angst and pathos which were sure to see again
when he plays the-man-who-will-be-Vader in Star Wars: Episode II.The
DVD boasts the standard grab bag of features: two short behind-the-scenes
documentaries, deleted scenes, theatrical press kit, trailer, and a commentary
track with director Irwin Winkler, producer Rob Cowan, and writer Mark
Andrus. The features are adequate, but never particularly insightful,
and they often repeat one another. Note to studios: Most DVD-philes would
rather have a few really good supplements than a whole bunch of mediocre
ones.
From
Hell
(20th Century Fox)
Five
prostitutes were brutally murdered on the streets of London in the late
19th Century, and the identity of their killer, the infamous
Jack the Ripper, has remained a question to this day.
One
possible answer is offered up in From Hell, directed by the Hughes
Brothers. Johnny Depp plays a detective famous for his intuitive abilities
(aided by the potent potable drug absinthe) who is brought in to solve
the Ripper case, and Heather Graham plays Mary Kelly, whom historians
know as Jacks last victim. The two fall in love, and their relationship
complicates the investigation.
Unfortunately,
the plot is a string of clichés, as Depps investigator becomes
the standard renegade cop who fights against the system as he uncovers
a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the government.
Still,
the Hughes Brothers have enough skill to make an involving (and visually
captivating) film, and they get strong assists from both Depp and cinematographer
Peter Deming. Its worth seeing at least once, especially for those
interested in the Ripper case.
The
DVD itself is a top notch special edition designed particularly for those
interested in learning more about the history and theories surrounding
Jack the Ripper. Special features include a wide ranging audio commentary
featuring the directors, one of the writers, Deming and co-star Robbie
Coltrane; a half-hour "interactive" documentary on the history
of the case and engaging featurettes on the production design, graphic
novel source material and absinthe.
Film
Grade: B
DVD
Grade: A-
Geoffrey
Berkshire
Highway
(New Line)
Its
Las VegHighway (New Line)
Its
Las Vegas, 1994, and Jack (Jared Leto) has a problem. It seems that some
hired goons want to break a few of his favorite bones. Why? Because Jacks
a pool boy, and he got caught doing what pool boys have been doing since
time immemorial with the wife of a powerful Vegas businessman. So Jack
hightails it for Seattle with his lovable, wisecracking, drug-dealing
buddy Pilot (the very talented Jake Gyllenhaal of Donnie Darko),
and thats when the adventures begin. Along the way they meet a girl
whos also on the run named Cassie (an under-utilized Selma Blair),
and a spaced-out pothead extraordinaire called Johnny the Fox (John C.
McGinley). Its a fun buddy road trip movie, but with some very dark
undercurrents. Along the way theres plenty of sex, drugs and rock
n roll. Oh yeah, and an alligator boy.
The
DVDs image quality and 5.1 surround mix are both excellent. But
unfortunately, this disc is a victim of AMS, or Animated Menus Syndrome.
Its always a sure sign that youre getting a bare-bones DVD
when the largest text on the back of the package is the exuberant "ANIMATED
MENUS!" (The exclamation mark is essential) This disc has absolutely no
extra features. No trailer. No interviews. Not even those cast & crew
profiles that no one ever actually reads. And to be fair, the menus are
"animated" in the very loosest sense of the word. Cool movie. Talented
actors. Clever script. Killer soundtrack. Lousy DVD.
Film
Grade: A-
DVD
Grade: D
Brandon Makaryk
How
High
(Universal)
Like
so many movies before it that tried desperately to cater to one specific
audience, How High doesn't just miss its target demographic (college
students), but all audiences in general.
How
High is a fish-out-of-water comedy that focuses on two inner-city
teenagers, Jamal (Redman) and Silas (Method Man), who discover a special
form of weed that increases their intelligence. Needless to say, the plant
helps them ace their college entrance exams and get into Harvard where
(obviously) they feel out of place and try to make the Ivy League feel
more like home.
While
the idea of two stoners stumbling their way into Harvard and trying to
make the grade could have had its share of laughs, screenwriters Dustin
Lee Abraham and Brad Kaaya manage to avoid humor altogether and replace
it with cheap gags, like dropping Cheetos on an expensive rug. Furthermore,
How High should be a no-brainer to follow, but poor editing makes
the story difficult to understand.
Even
the DVD lacks laughs, despite a few promising features. The many "outrageous"
deleted and extended scenes only offer a chuckle or two, the "Hide the
Stash" game is a complete waste of time and most of the "uncensored"
outtakes were already shown during the end credits. Even Method Man and
Redman can't bring a smile to viewers' faces as they take over the "sidesplitting"
making-of special, since they are as boring as the movie itself. In fact,
the only thing that may have made the DVD tolerable for teens and twenty-somethings
to watch is excessive T&A, and, just like the USA movie-of-the-week
the film resembles, its missing that too.
Film
Grade: D
DVD Grade: C
Heather
Wadowski
Rollerball
(MGM)
In
the distant future, people in Central Asia are treated to Rollerball,
the most extreme contact sport ever created. The major players include
innocent all-American Jonathan Cross (Chris Klein), a mysterious Dutch
femme fatale (Rebecca Romjin-Stamos) and an accountant who cant
get enough of the Rollerball lifestyle (LL Cool J). Together, they make
up the core of the Horsemen, a team owned by the leagues greedy,
manipulative owner (Jean Reno). When Renos character figures out
that violence equals ratings, Rollerball becomes even more extreme.
With
an atmosphere more like professional wrestling than a movie, Rollerball
is filled with more action than substance. Suggestions of plot break through
the frenzy, but not long enough to make it substantial. While the movie
centers on themes of greed, friendship and the extremes people will go
to for money, the intense Rollerball sequences are the selling points
of the movie. With director John McTiernan (Die Hard) at the helm,
Rollerball is in good hands in the action department.
Rollerball
is a remake of the 70s James Caan classic, but none of the actors
in the remake hold a candle to Caan in the acting department. Chris Klein
fails as a badass action star, and the only genuine performances come
from Jean Reno (who is amazing in almost anything) and LL.
The
DVD is more worthwhile than the film, mostly because it is the R-rated
version not released in theaters. With an interesting and in-depth documentary
on the films stunts and a couple of different commentaries to keep
you busy, the DVD is rarely boring. The only other notable feature is
the video for Rob Zombies "Never Gonna Stop."
Film
Grade: B-
DVD
Grade: A-
Dane
Jackson
Scooby-Doo
(Warner Bros.)
Universally
reviled by critics upon its theatrical release this past summer, Scooby-Doo
has just arrived on DVD. Despite the critical drubbing, Scooby
is actually harmless fun, guaranteed to please kids and certainly no worse
than the Saturday morning toons from which its derived.
Although
it couldve been given the same kind of cynical satirical spin The
Brady Bunch received in their big screen outing, the Scooby
filmmakers decided instead to remain true to the spirit of their source
material. Consequently, the film is a brightly designed, fast-paced and
sporadically amusing adventure. It doesnt have much in the way of
brains, but its well cast with appealing performers and makes expert
use of state-of-the-art CGI technology in order to make Scooby as three-dimensional
as his now live action co-stars.
Like
many kid-oriented DVDs, Scooby isnt exactly a shining example
of interesting special features, but theres enough here to interest
fans. Most notable are two audio commentaries, one with director Raja
Gosnell and two producers with a focus on achieving the films visual
effects, and a second with the four lead actors joking around and less
than fourteen minutes worth of deleted/extended scenes (including
an alternate animated opening). A few brief "behind the scenes"
featurettes and an Outkast music video round out the set.
A
breezy time-killer, if it interests you, Scooby is worth a rental.
And if youre offended by seeing a beloved cartoon turned into a
live-action cartoon, just get the hell over yourself.
Film
Grade: B
DVD
Grade: B
Geoff
Berkshire
Spider-Man
(Sony)
In
this long-awaited screen version of Marvel Comics web-slinging Gotham
savior, Tobey Maguire (Pleasantville) is impressive as the dorky
Peter Parker, a high school journalist whose finds himself able to sail
between buildings and climb up the sides of skyscrapers after hes
accidentally bitten by a genetically altered spider.
The
casting of Maguire is, unfortunately, one of the only saving graces of
director Sam Raimis Spider-Man, which broke all sorts of
summer box-office records, despite a wafer-thin plot, sloppy CGI effects
and an onscreen romance that fizzles instead of sizzles.
The
film follows Parkers various transformationswhich are ultimately
just as exciting for the audience as they are for the soon-to-be superhero
himselfand, his encounters with arch-nemesis the Green Goblin, a
Jekyll-and Hyde-type villain convincingly portrayed by the versatile Willem
Dafoe. Sticky thing is, Goblins alter ego, Norman, is actually the
wealthy father of Harry (James Franco), Parkers best friend.
While
some parts of the movie are funespecially a sexy, rain-sodden scene
where Parker, hanging upside down with only his mouth exposed from his
latex suit, sucks face with love interest Mary Jane (an uninteresting
Kirsten Dunst)the love story lacks chemistry and the CGI (especially
in a climactic scene with a cable car) is often laughable. Overall, it
seems like the movie was made simply to make money and leave an avenue
open for a sequel, both feats of which have already been accomplished.
The
DVD features pack more punch than the films plot, combining everything
from the usual commentary, trailers and featurettes to nifty extras like
Maguires screen test, a historical documentary on the mythology
of Spider-Man and the Spider-Man comic archives. There is also a boatload
of DVD-ROM frills on this two-disc set, including a fun feature that lets
the viewer record his own commentary.
Film
Grade: C+
DVD
Grade: A-
Abbi
Toushin
Waking
Life
(20th
Century Fox)
Last
years best animated film wasnt aimed at family audiences and
didnt make over $200 million at the box office. It was a small adult-themed
independent flick that was a breakthrough in both animation storytelling
and technique. Richard Linklaters Waking Life is not a film
for everyone, but its worth viewing for anyone interested in eye-popping
visuals, thought-provoking ideas or both.
The
films minimalist narrative is likely to frustrate many viewers.
We follow a dreaming protagonist who slowly realizes that hes dreaming
as he encounters a series of unrelated people discussing issues of philosophy,
politics and personal freedom. Only late in the game does a genuine plot
kick in, as he realizes that he cant get out of his dream state.
The
film can occasionally feel like a philosophy class lecture, but thats
the point. Linklater isnt talking down to viewers; instead, hes
trying to challenge us with questions and actively engage both the mind
and eyes.
The
animation process is the breakthrough here, as the entire film was first
shot on digital video and then painted over frame by frame using computers
in a process dubbed "rotoscoping." It gives the images a painterly
feel that is also appropriately trippy.
The
DVD transfer makes the visuals pop and is loaded with information about
the process, including selections from the original digital video shoot,
deleted animated scenes, an animation demonstration, an earlier short
done in the same process and a feature commentary with the animators.
Theres also a less-than-engaging filmmakers commentary that
reveals how Linklater thought of this as a "kitchen sink movie"
where he could incorporate ideas or characters that he had been thinking
about for years but couldnt fit into other projects.
Film
Grade: B+
DVD
Grade: B+
Geoffrey
Berkshire
Unfaithful
(Fox)
Director
Adrian Lyne has always had a cynical yet realistic take on relationships
in films. From the kitschy dynamic of Jennifer Beals and Michael Nouri
in his b.o. smash Flashdance, to the darker and more violently
poignant shades displayed by Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke in 9 1/2
Weeks, Lyne has showed us how infidelity creeps in on all couples
at one time or another.
Unfaithful,
which is easily Lynes most mature work, gets us hot and bothered
with Diane Lane as a woman who becomes caught up in playing the adulteress.
We dont just see her as the typical bored housewife in the burbs
cheating on her too-into-his-work hubby (Richard Gere). Instead, we see
a woman who extra-curricular love life is almost as a disease which
she cannot cure.
She
seems like a happy family woman, but when a freak windstorm unexpectedly
blows hunk Oliver Martinez into her life, temptation rears its ugly head.
Her struggle to free herself is both realistic and erotic in one cinematic
caress.
The
DVDs transfer accentuates cinematographer Peter Bizious rich
textures of browns and autumn shades, dragging us down into her changing
season of lust and confusion.
Lane
is remarkably brave and her scenes with a maturity that most young actresses
would never have summoned. Gere is no slouch either; his character takes
action when push comes to shove, and goes over the edge with a surprise
twist which manages to keep the unorthodox turn of events this film takes
on course. The result is enough to make the film a crisp chiller with
which to cuddle up with someone during this unseasonably cruel Cali winter.
Extras
include a very informative and concise commentary by Lyne and the actors
during key scenes of the film. Lyne also guides us through eleven deleted
scenes, as well as an awful alternative ending that was thankfully exchanged
for a more ambiguous one.Greg Reifsteck
Film
Grade: B+
DVD
Grade: B
A
Walk to Remember
(Warner Bros.)
The
surprise winner of winters mini battle-of-the-teen-pop-singers-crossing-over-into-film
(a.k.a. Britney vs. Mandy) was the girl with smaller album sales. Anyone
whos listened to her albums can tell you Mandy Moore has the better
voice and wider range of material. That minor inclination towards something
just a bit deeper shows up in her choice of film roles as well. While
Britneys Crossroads was completely shallow and contrived, Mandys
A Walk To Remember is, well
a little less shallow and contrived.
Its
the story of a small town girl who walks to the beat of a different drummer
(and never leaves home without her Bible) and falls in love with a rebellious
cool kid whos starting to realize the naughtiness of his ways. Together
they make beautiful music until, like numerous screen couples before them,
theyre torn apart by circumstances beyond their control. In the
end theyve loved, learned and by gosh, theyre better people
for it (or deader people for it).
The
nice thing is that both leads (Mandy and Shane West, part of the criminally
underappreciated ensemble of TVs Once & Again) deliver
solid, engaging performances. The film works best when theyre on
screen together, as they generate a natural chemistry. Chances are if
youre susceptible to a tear-jerking romance, youre gonna find
what you want here. On the other hand if this doesnt sound like
your bag, then it pretty much isnt.
The
DVD isnt exactly groundbreaking, but it suits the film. There are
two commentaries: one with Moore, West and director Adam Shankman and
a second with screenwriter Karen Janszen and author Nicholas Sparks, who
wrote the source novel. Neither is inspired, but fans of the film should
be satisfied. Theres also a trailer and a music video for the films
theme song, Moores oh-so-appropriately titled "Cry."
Film
Grade: B-
DVD
Grade: C+
Geoffrey
Berkshire
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